Coconuts Beach Front Bar

Coconuts Beach Front Bar in Florida is the place to be for some college spring break fun. Many lazy, stress free days were spent there. In a moment of questionable judgment my friends thought it might be a good idea for me to enter the swimsuit contest and win some cash. I pondered the idea and thought why not, being the daring person I am. The search was on for the perfect bathing suit. I thought a sexy two piece might fit the bill but all I could find were one piece thong swimsuits that barely covered my double Ds and the string in the rear was barely visible. In Atlanta where I am from we wear mostly full coverage bathing suit bottoms, so the tan lines were a little different. I thought, "what the hell, I will never see these people again."

The contest day had arrived. The competition looked to be tough, but I had the confidence to get out there with the other sexy ladies and shake my groove thing, despite the tan line.

The dressing room was packed. Naked ladies everywhere, any guys wet dream. I wrapped myself in the thread and waited on my name to be called. Got out there and danced to Shake What Your Mamma Gave Ya, and my momma gave me some goodies. Huge response from the crowd, I was happy. Time comes to call the winner, drum-roll, my name was not called, but what do you expect when competition is twelve other bronzed beauties with no tan line flaws? My carefree attitude allowed for an understanding loss. No biggie, next time I'll hit the tanning bed, or better yet a nude beach!

Tricia Krauz
Promotions Manager / SportsCrew
The Promotions Team